Reblogged from scream
Sans nom, my thoughts
Cheaper than therapy and no chance of me lying since I can leave anytime I want
Opposite for Glee
(via authornotes)
seems legit
OMG, I had that virus once when I was in grade 10. Holy shit, that was four years ago.
(Source: confu-zzled, via castleoflions)
Sometimes I’m glad I don’t have a best friend because I would ruin their bachelor(ette) party by hiring someone in a Dora the Explorer suit as their stripper.
I hate when people say you spend too much time on the Internet
I have 357 link karma (and counting) on reddit for being funny
A stranger paid 4 bucks so I could access some exclusive features on a website for being funny
I am literally being emotionally validated by strangers whereas I’m not by people in real life
The problem isn’t that I spend too much time online…
… it’s that I have no reason to spend time offline
(Source: safety-pinned-and-skid, via singwithmetothebeat)
When the fuck did I make this draft?
Was I drunk?
This speaks to me..
I published it just for you.
(Source: allhailgigantorthemooseking, via backyardriot)
