Do Americans actually believe that Mounties are the Canadian version of police? I mean in the general idea of us having all police officers in Mountie uniforms, because I know they are a federal and national level police service versus the day to day provincial and municipal ones. Mounties are the Canadian equivalent of the F.B.I., while we have the CSIS as our (non-independent) version of the CIA.
Honestly, the only times I’ve seen Mounties are for high-security shit or ceremonies. For real, my country isn’t some magical fairyland of East Coast accents, politeness, and maple syrup on ketchup chips.
New plan: get a job at a call centre this summer in London so I can pay for the genioplasty by July/August. Well, either way get another job to make more money. If the maxillofacial surgeon says that they can’t get my chin the way I want it without the whole orthognathic surgery route (which would involve the extra cost of braces again), I’m probably going to wait until the end of fourth year.
I need a rhinoplasty
I need a genioplasty
I hope that, for fuck’s sake, exercise and losing more weight will help tone up my jaw line so it doesn’t blend right into my neck
And that it also takes care of the fat on my cheeks
I wish I had a square jaw and not this round piece of shit
Fuck you genetics
I alternate rapidly between hating how I look and realizing that if I worked hard at gaining muscle I my face would tone up as well as my body.
I’m not bipolar. Psychiatrists tested me for it; I’m not Connor haha
I remember seeing that one episode of Nip/Tuck with Gabrielle Carteris where her character had her husband smash her nose with a hammer so she could get a nose job no questions asked.
I want that. And a chin augmentation. I want my jaw forwarded. I want to be attractive. The worst part of losing weight is being less delusional about how you actually appear.